Dan Snyder is Pure Evil

Posted: January 18th, 2010 | Author: Carter Rabasa | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , | Comments

If you get bored with the Star Wars intro, just skip ahead a minute or too.

Our Thoughts: Dan Snyder (Dirty Edit) from Lil Bit Money Films on Vimeo.


Goddamn Redskins

Posted: November 13th, 2006 | Author: Carter Rabasa | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , | Comments

I may write more about this later. Coupled with the Giants loss, here’s what the NFC East would have looked like with a win:

  • Giants (6-3)
  • Cowboys (5-4)
  • Eagles (4-5)
  • Redskins (4-5) ← ONLY TWO GAMES BACK!!!!!

Really makes me want to vomit. On top of that, I just heard John Clayton (ESPN) report that Gibbs is going to stick with Ocho-Stinko. That’s just great.


Troy Vincent, Aging Like a Fine Wine

Posted: November 6th, 2006 | Author: Carter Rabasa | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , , , | Comments

I read somewhere that Dallas fans are self-described “Romosexuals” these days. Ok, whatever. Despite the stupidity of their fans, I was concerned that Tony Romo was going to carve the Skins up, and carve he did. 240+ yards and 2 TD’s.

In typical Gibbs fashion, he executes 3 consecutive, predictable runs in a row to “set-up” our shaky field goal kicker for a 49 yard attempt.

49 YARDS??!

Novak is lucky to make 39 yard field goals and, predictably, he shanks it. So, Romo drives the Cowboys down the field for the inevitable game winning chip shot (see, that’s what good coaches do, give their players good chances to make plays).

Except Dallas is employing “that stupid kicker” and he hits a low-flying line drive that gets blocked by none other than Troy Vincent, a man wearing jeans and a sweater on Sundays a few weeks ago!! The ball is recovered by Sean Taylor, who after getting his facemask yanked, runs all the way into Cowboys territory before being tackled! Tack on the 15 yard penalty and Novak is lining-up for 47 yard attempt.

He kicks it! It’s off! OH GOD, it’s off to the right! Wait. WAIT. It’s CURVING BACK LEFT AND JUST BARELY MAKES IT IN! At this point imagine me high-fiving every Redskins fan in the bar. I collapse in my chair, emotionally exhausted. Good times.