Generation Why?

A friend of mine from high school just called me and told me that he’s having a kid. Jesus christ. I thought I was freaked out when he got married. I wasn’t very prepared for this bombshell, hopefully I sounded somewhat coherent on the phone. I mean, what do you say? At least when he got married, I knew what the next step was: bachelor party! Now what? Baby clothes? {Retch}



But I am happy for him. I swear this guy’s on some freakish accelerated track: great job, two new cars, nice house in the burbs, beautiful wife and now a kid.



Not that I’m jealous. Hehe.